So before we start. I have a confession to make. I have previously had two failed juice cleanses, one mildly (read sneaky salad and banana) and one completely (read tuna and cheese sandwich on the second and thereby final day).
But I had a good feeling about this one. Perhaps it was because the lovely Jack from Jackbeanstalk Juice (www.jackbeanstalk.co.uk, twitter.com/jbeanstalkjuice, facebook.com/jackbeanstalkjuice) was joining me for moral support and avocado drooling sessions. Also he has some of the nicest fresh juices I have ever tried. So two litres of those bad boys a day seemed like a bit of a treat.
Then Jack said ‘I am going to do you a hardcore bespoke vegetable only cleanse’ and the fear reappeared.
Why would anyone want to drink only vegetable juice all day anyway??
You like holidays right? Of course you do. You get a chance to relax and catch up on all those things you never quite got round to whilst you had your day job to do.
Your body likes them too. Especially your digestive system. All day we shovel food into our bodies and expect our body to deal with the thankless task of digestion whilst we rush around stressed out with our busy little life’s.
When you give your digestive system a break for 1, 3, 5 or even 7 days, it gets going with the housework it has been putting off. So it starts digging into your cells and removing the toxins you jam in there every day from eating pesticides, breathing in pollution and drinking toxic alcohol.
So toxin removal plus shed loads of nutrients from all those vegetables you are juicing up results in a very healthy happy digestive system.
Sooo how was it?
SURPRISINGLY EASY. And I am being serious about this.
My aforementioned cleanses resulted in severe headaches and tiredness as the toxins released. But there was none of that this time and at no point did I feel hungry. I bounded through the day, didn’t once feel faint, had better than average concentration and even managed a daily run and Bikram yoga class.
Or that is at least until it was evening. I felt a huge emotional attachment to eating in the evening. So although my body was not hungry per se my mind didn’t quite understand why I was not chewing anything pre bed.
Solution was going to bed earlier and this seemed to work because I would wake up in the morning and feel fine again.
Until the last day that is. Staying in on a Saturday night studying is never cool, but especially when you haven’t eaten for 3 days and the finish line is in sight. And then half an avocado peels itself cuts itself up and jumps into your mouth. Damn it.
So what happened next?
Well for starters I lost 4lbs. That is a lot for someone of my size in such a short period of time. Especially because I was not aiming to lose weight. I did not realise it was possible for my stomach to look this flat. It almost seemed worth just surviving on juice forever more!
My skin was sparkling and the uneven skin tones had really evened out.
I also felt really energised and needed far less sleep. I had taught myself I did not need food every two hours to keep myself going and that the second my stomach rumbled I did not need panic I would faint and feed it whatever was nearest to hand.
Get me on board now
Sounds like a pretty good deal right. You drink lovely fresh juices all day long whilst losing weight and your body gets extra nutrients and a little holiday.
I loved it so much it took me until 3pm on the day after the cleanse to have anything but juice! And I am currently day dreaming of juice whilst I write this.
So the man you want to speak to is Jack from Jackbeanstalk Juices (jack@jackbeanstalk.co.uk) who is happy to arrange daily collection or delivery. The 3 day cleanse is only £75 which I thought was a bargain as often you are looking nearer the £200 mark for these type of cleanses.
One last thing
As great as it is to remove all of the toxins from your cells it is even more important to get them out of your system. So there are various ways to do this including oil pulling, sweating them out (some sauna time or Bikram yoga both work well) and if you are feeling extra brave go see Ruth from the Cleansing Space (http://thecleansingspace.web-works.co/) for a bit of colonic hydrotherapy (by far your best option for optimal toxin removal).